Prepare yourself for some full-on Farrah word salad!
Prepare yourselves!
Source: Instagram @farrah__abraham
Thanks to The Ashley, fans’ attention has been turned to a previously unnoticed piece of writing from Abraham: the “Our Story” page on the website for her daughter’s store, Sophia Laurent.
As one Redditor (dh8driver) correctly pointed out, it “reads like one of the Nigerian prince scam e-mails.”
They’re not wrong. Here’s what it says…
Oh, no
Source: Instagram @farrah__abraham
“Sophia Laurent is the owner of this celebrity children’s boutique, at age 7 Sophia loves to shop and create for exclusives and awesome toys, clothing and accessories for boys and girls from new born to 12. Sophia was born on MTV Network and her shows continue to be on the network in many other countries Poland, Canada, United Kingdom’s, Africa and much more. Sophia hopes to open more Sophia Laurent boutiques world wide. Sophia Laurent believes in every child has a voice and sky is the limit for any child any age and we hope to make every child whom walks in our store feel special like a king or queen. We love to update our event calendar from Santa meet & greets to runway show, talent development courses , beauty classes, special children’s author book reads, to exclusive celebrity product launches in store our mission is to help children thrive and become all they can be.”
Excuse me, what?
There you have it!
Credit: Farrah Abraham/Sophia Laurent
Like I said, our girl is good at plenty of stuff, but the mark of a true leader is the ability to ask for help when you need it. Since Farrah doesn’t seem to have that quality, we did her a solid. Farrah, feel free to use these edits or shoot us an email, girl!
Happy to help.
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